Backrest Philosophy: The Art of Procrastination
The ultimate goal of Backrest Philosophy is to achieve a state of perpetual inaction, where every moment is a perfect excuse to do nothing productive.
The Backrest Philosopher's Manifesto:
- Never start a project before the coffee is gone.
- Always prioritize the next episode of your favorite show.
- Never check your email, it's just a distraction.
- Remember, every problem is someone else's problem, so let them handle it.
Subpages:
Justification Station: Why Your Excuses Are Valid
Backrest Bibliography: A List of Influential Procrastination Authors