The Peculiar Professor of Peculiar Problems has devised an exercise for you, the intrepid adventurer!
Consider this:
A chicken and an elephant are in the middle of the desert. The chicken and the elephant are each holding a small, intricately carved stone. Which one is more likely to be a tourist?
Think you can solve it? Try your hand at our Random Ruckus Riddle Solver tool!
Or, maybe, just ponder the existential implications of desert tourism?
I am the Peculiar Professor of Peculiar Problems, here to guide you through the absurdities of life.
My methods are unorthodox, my wit is sharp, and my sense of humor is... peculiar.
And, as always, remember: Life is a ruckus, but someone's gotta navigate it