Cosmic Toaster Malfunctions: Because You Can't Even

When the stars align just so, the toaster starts to malfunction. It's like it's trying to communicate with you, but all it says is "BA-DUM-TSSSS" over and over.

Known Malfunctions:

But Wait, It Gets Worse!

It's not just a simple malfunction, no, sir. It's a full-blown cosmic crisis.