THE ULTIMATE HANDBOOK FOR UNREADABLE TOMES

By the great scholar, Professor P. Bottomsworth

Table of Contents

• Chapter 1: The Theory of Doing Nothing
• Chapter 2: The Fine Art of Doing the Minimum
• Chapter 3: The Science of Procrastination
• Chapter 4: The Principles of Doing Nothing in Particular

A Special Note from the Editor

Warning: Reading this tome may cause dizziness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to a permanent case of the Sudden-Onset-Case-of-Nothing-itis. Reader discretion is advised.

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