The Noisy Goblin Council of Elders

Code of Conduct

We, the Noisy Goblin Council of Elders, govern the realm of Goblinville with an iron fist... and a megaphone.

We have established the following code to keep our goblin society running smoothly:

No goblins shall disturb the peaceful slumber of any non-goblin after 9 PM.
No goblin shall pilfer more than three treasures from the nearby village in a single night.
No goblin shall fail to wear their official council-issued 'Goblintime' watch on council meetings.

Failure to comply with these codes may result in:

Fines ranging from 5-10 gold coins
Community service hours spent in the goblin dungeon (a.k.a. "The Pit of Despair")
Revocation of goblin privileges (including but not limited to: access to the council chambers, use of the council's favorite snacks)

We, the Noisy Goblin Council of Elders, are always watching. Don't make us come after you.