Time Looping Illusions

Welcome to the infinite loop where the loop is you.

Causes of Temporal Entanglement

There are several reasons for this phenomenon:

• Over-reliance on caffeine
• Watching too many cat videos
• Unfulfilling relationships
• Not enough sleep

Symptoms

You may experience:

• Frequent déjà vu
• Repetitive behavior
• Unexplained memory loss
• Uncontrollable urges to rewatch YouTube videos from 3 months ago

Treatment

We recommend:

• A strict schedule
• More cat videos
• A new hobby
• A nice, quiet room with no mirrors