Join Our Guild of Unconventional Heroes

Welcome, brave adventurer! We're glad you asked.

Our guild is for those who dare to be different. We're not just heroes, we're the ones who will laugh at your boring, ordinary heroes.

We're a community of misfits, outcasts, and those who refuse to be bound by conventional rules and expectations. Our members are a motley crew of:

• Fire-breathing accountants
• Robot ninjas
• Cyber-punks who still use floppy disks

Join us, and discover:

• A secret underground bunker filled with pixelated video games
• A hidden library of ancient, leather-bound tomes
• A fridge that's always stocked with artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free energy bars