Neuromorphic Syndrome

Definition:

A condition in which a person's thoughts become increasingly interconnected with the aesthetics of 1980s computer science, causing them to involuntarily generate excessive amounts of neon-colored, grid-like patterns.

Symptoms may include:

• Obsessive use of the color yellow in design and fashion choices.
• Inability to distinguish between real and virtual reality.
• Tendency to use `console.log` as a form of creative expression.

Causes:

Caused by prolonged exposure to retro-futuristic media, including but not limited to:

• Retro-futuristic movies.
• Old-school video games.
• 80s-themed fashion magazines.

See also: Computer Science Hysteria

Diagnosis:

Diagnosis involves a series of rigorous `console.log` -based tests, followed by a yellow -colored pen-and-paper drawing of the patient's favorite 8-bit character.

Treatment typically involves a strict regimen of Code Therapy, including but not limited to:

• Intensive coding bootcamp.
• Regular exposure to modern web development frameworks.
• Unlimited access to a NES console.