Surf's Up, Saboteur!

Welcome to Surfboard Sabotage, where the waves are always against you.

We offer the following services:

• Board tampering: Our experts will subtly alter your surfboard to make it perform poorly.
• Wave disruption: We'll call in a favor and have the ocean currents change direction just for you.
• Surf instructor sabotage: Our team will "accidentally" give your instructor terrible instructions, leading to a series of unfortunate events.
• Surfboard rental... of a different kind: We'll rent you a surfboard that's clearly been possessed by a malevolent spirit.

Visit our Services page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, try our Extreme Surfing page for a truly harrowing experience.

Or, if you just want to complain about how we've ruined your surfboard, visit our Feedback Form.