Warning: Prosthetic Ironing is not for the faint of heart.
It takes a special kind of person to iron a shirt while simultaneously juggling three chainsaws and reciting the entirety of The Iliad.
But for those who dare to take the challenge, the rewards are endless.
Our team of expert Prosthetic Ironists will guide you every step of the way, from the basics of prosthetic limb attachment to the advanced techniques of ironing with one hand tied behind your back.
Don't just iron, Prosthetic Iron.
Get your Prosthetic Ironing Kit today!
Prosthetic Ironing Tournaments
Test your skills against the best in the world.
Compete in one of our four Prosthetic Ironing tournaments:
- The Ironing Gauntlet: Iron a shirt while being chased by a pack of angry velociraptors.
- The Ironing Obstacle Course: Iron a shirt while navigating a treacherous obstacle course of spinning blades and laser beams.
- The Ironing Showdown: Iron a shirt while reciting Shakespearean sonnets and juggling three chainsaws.
- The Ironing Marathon: Iron 1000 shirts while being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music.
Don't have the skills? No problem! Our Prosthetic Ironing Tutorials will guide you every step of the way.
Learn to Prosthetic Iron like a pro!