Competitive Napping
Warning: This site contains excessive amounts of Napping Techniques. Prolonged exposure may cause drowsiness, drooling, and spontaneous napping.
Rules:
- 1. One must recline in a position that allows for maximum comfort and minimum visibility.
- 2. One must close their eyes and pretend to be asleep.
- 3. One must hold their breath for as long as possible without passing out.
- 4. One must not snore, drool, or emit any other loud or disturbing sounds.
- Championships are awarded for achieving the longest napping time without waking up.