Welcome to the Death Defiance Zone, where we defy mortality one hobby at a time! Here, you can indulge in activities that will keep you young, or at least make your eventual demise slightly more entertaining.
Our Cybro-Matic Rejuvenation Chamber will reboot your soul, replacing your old, tired human parts with shiny new ones. It's like a spa day, but with more circuit boards.
Or, for the really adventurous, why not try our Quantum Leap of Faith?