Rocket racing: because who needs a social life, a steady income, or a functional relationship when you can strap yourself to a rocket and scream at the top of your lungs for hours on end?
But seriously, folks, rocket racing is the pinnacle of human achievement. It's the difference between us, the regular humans, and the gods.
Read the top-secret rocket racing tactics that only the best pilots know. Or, if that's not your thing, learn the art of Space Junk Sculpting, where the real pros turn trash into treasure.We've got the inside scoop on what the top pilots are using to take down their competitors. Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. We won't judge.
1. Always pretend you're in a video game.
2. Never, ever, ever look at the instruments. That's what they're for.
3. Take a deep breath, and then another, and another... you get the idea.
Learn more advanced rocket racing techniques, like 'The Wave' maneuver.