Choosing Yarn: The High Priest of Red Tape's Ultimate Guide

Step 1: Selecting the Right Yarn

• Fiber Type: The Bane of My Existence
• Color: Because You Want to Match Your Soul
• Weight: The Heft of Responsibility

Step 2: Measuring the Tapestry

You'll need to measure the tapestry to determine which yarn will be most effective in its, ahem, 'binding'.

Consult the following resources:

• The Ancient Art of Measuring (a.k.a. The Tapestry Whisperer)
• The Yarn-to-Tapestry Conversion Calculator (a.k.a. The Tapestry-o-matic)