Frays of Fury: Mastering the Art of Red Tape Wrangling

Welcome, young apprentice, to the esteemed School of Red Tape. Here, you'll learn the ancient art of taming the beast that is bureaucracy.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Fraying

It all starts with a single thread. Learn how to identify the telltale signs of a frayed hem: the wobbly edges, the loose ends, the general sense of chaos.

Practice your fraying skills on our Exercises page

Lesson 2: The Art of Knotting

Knotting is an essential skill in the world of Red Tape. Learn how to create the perfect knot: the bowline, the loop, the... well, the 'I'm-not-doing-this-till-I-figure-it-out' knot.

Lesson 3: The Dark Arts of Bureaucratic Manipulation

Not all tape is created equal. Learn how to navigate the complex web of forms, reports, and memos that will drive you to the brink of insanity.

And that's just the beginning...

As you progress through the school, you will learn the secrets of Red Tape wrangling: fraying, knotting, and manipulating the system to get what you want.

Or, you know, just become a mindless drone, stuck in the never-ending cycle of paperwork and pointless meetings.