Welcome, supplicant, to the hallowed halls of bureaucratic majesty.

In this esteemed institution, the threads of red tape run deep and wide, ensnaring all who dare to enter.

Here, you shall learn the ancient art of navigating the labyrinthine corridors of paperwork and form-filling.

For the uninitiated, we have:

Begin your journey, brave adventurer, and may the threads of red tape guide you.