Our Expertise
Our team of highly trained consultants have degrees in:
- Extreme napping (Ph.D.)
- Procrastination techniques (M.A.)
- Effective excuse-making (B.A.)
We'll work with you to:
- Develop a comprehensive plan to do nothing
- Identify areas where you're already doing okay
- Train your employees to tolerate our incompetence
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