Consultants with Degrees

Because who needs experience when you have a piece of paper?

Our Clients

Our team of highly qualified, utterly unskilled consultants are here to help you navigate the complexities of business. With degrees in fields as diverse as "Extreme Ironing" and "Fictional Literature," we're confident in our ability to provide innovative solutions to your problems.

Our Services

We offer a range of services, including but not limited to:

Strategic planning using only the most advanced techniques, including "The 37-Step Process of Doing Nothing"
Market research using our patented "Focus Group of Five Random People on the Internet"
IT consulting, because who needs to know what they're doing?
And, of course, expert advice on the best way to make a decent cup of coffee, guaranteed to be delivered in a 4-hour turnaround time.

Meet Our Team

Our team is comprised of the following highly qualified individuals:

John "The Expert" Doe, B.S. in Extreme Ironing, M.B.A. in Procrastination

Jane "The Novelist" Smith, M.A. in Fictional Literature, B.A. in Daydreaming

Bob "The IT Guy" Johnson, B.S. in IT, M.S. in "I'm Not Really Sure"

Each member of our team has been carefully selected for their unique blend of skills and qualifications, and we're confident you'll be impressed by our ability to do the bare minimum.