Consultants With Degrees: Doing Nothing

Expertly accomplishing nothing since 2001.

Our team of highly qualified individuals with advanced degrees in overpriced fields are here to help you do absolutely nothing.

We specialize in finding creative ways to waste time, resources, and company money.

Our consultants have degrees in:

• Master's in Advanced Procrastination
• Ph.D. in Doing Absolutely Nothing
• Bachelor's in Time Management (or is it Time Wasting?)

Our clients appreciate our unique approach to productivity.

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