Our Methodology:
We don't actually have one. That's just a lie we told to sound impressive.
Our approach is more like a series of vague gestures, occasionally punctuated by existential dread.
But don't just take our word for it:
- Read our Whitepapers on the subject.
- Watch our Consultants struggle to find their way around the office.
Or, you know, just do nothing like we do.
It's a liberating experience, trust us.