Bloopers News Network - In Brief
Today's Headlines:
- World News: Local Man Eats Entire Pizza By Himself
- Science: New Study Proves Cats Are Actually Tiny, Furry Dictators
- Politics: Nation's Leaders Still Can't Agree on Who's in Charge
And that's the news in brief. Don't have a heart attack.
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