In the year 3050, renowned inventor and madman, Professor Pocketwatch, unveiled the Perpetual Pianist, a machine that plays the same 5-second loop of "The Wheels on the Bus" for eternity.
Located in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room in the basement of the local library, the Perpetual Pianist has been playing its tune non-stop since 3050. Visitors have reported hearing it for years, but never quite long enough to actually hear it finish.
Learn more about the technical specifications of this infernal invention. Read about the varied reactions from those who have heard the Perpetual Pianist.