Mind Games 101: The Art of Insect Squashing

Chapter 1: The Basics of Bugging Out

By: Dr. Emily J. Bug

Warning: The following information is classified. Do not attempt to squash any actual insects unless you're a trained professional or have a really good insurance policy.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Bug-Fu

• Step 1: Observe the enemy (but don't blink or you'll miss them)
• Step 2: Choose your weapon (we're talkin' bug spray, folks)
• Step 3: Squash with precision and flair

And that's it for today. But don't worry, there's more where this came from! Check out Chapter 2: More Mind Games for the next installment of our Insect Squashing series.