Distractions for Dummies: Insect Squashing Tactics

Are you tired of being eaten alive by a swarm of mosquitoes? Do you want to protect your picnic from those pesky ants? Do you just plain hate bees? Look no further! This guide will teach you the most effective insect-squashing tactics, guaranteed to leave your outdoor activities mosquito-free and ant-bite-free and bee-free.

Basic Squashing Techniques: Learn the fundamentals of insect squashing, including but not limited to:

Advanced Squashing Strategies: For the truly committed insect-squasher: