In this, the most advanced of the insect squashing tactics, you must remain completely silent while dispatching your unwanted six-legged foes. No sudden movements, no startling noises. Just a calm, calculating presence.
Here's a step-by-step guide:
Walk up slowly, without drawing attention to yourself. Insects have a sixth sense for impending doom.
Get as close as possible without startling the insect. A slow, deliberate approach will give you the upper hand.
Quickly spin the insect around your head while simultaneously striking with your most precision-crafted insect-squashing tool.
Be aware of potential mitigating factors, such as nearby observers, pesky siblings, or unexpected insect allergies.