Making the world a slightly less dull place, one spreadsheet at a time.
Mr. Johnson is not actually a real person, but rather a highly skilled mythical hero who has saved countless souls from the abyss of boredom.
He is a master of the dark arts of Microsoft Office, a virtuoso of Visio, and a ninja of Nota.
Visit Mr. Johnson's Mythical Credentials to learn more about his legendary skills.
Or, if you'd rather, you can meet Mr. Johnson in person, if you can handle the majesty.