Mr. Johnson has been certified in the ancient art of Extreme Ironing, a discipline that requires unwavering dedication and an ironing board that can withstand the rigors of battle.
He has earned the Golden Ironing Board Award from the International Association of Extreme Ironers (IAEI) for his exceptional ironing skills, which include the ability to iron a 1000 shirts in under 10 minutes using only his feet.
Mr. Johnson's expertise extends to the realm of Extreme Crocheting, where he has mastered the art of creating intricate doilies using only his non-dominant hand while blindfolded.
He holds the Guinness World Record for most consecutive hours spent binge-watching cat videos while simultaneously knitting a sweater.
Read about Mr. Johnson's other, equally impressive credentials
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