- ALL CODE MUST BE WRITTEN IN A LANGUAGE OF SHAMELESS SELF-INDULGENCE
- ALL DESIGN MUST BE A VISUAL ASSAULT ON THE SENSES
- ALL TEXT MUST BE SET IN A FONT SO LARGE, SO BOLD, SO IN YOUR FACE
- ALL COLORS MUST BE SO BRIGHT, SO CLASHING, SO DELIBERATELY OFFENSIVE
WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE SOULLESS, THE BORING, THE PASTEL-COLORED.
WE WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY THE BUREAUCRACY OF Bland, THE TYRANNY OF TASTELESSNESS.
READ ARTICLE I: THE WAR AGAINST TASTE
READ ARTICLE II: THE FUTURE OF OVERSTATED