Bladderspace Advanced Protocols

Welcome to the Bladderspace Network, where the fabric of space-time is woven from the threads of human waste.

Level 1: Basic Urination

Learn the fundamental principles of bladderspace navigation, including the art of finding the nearest toilet and the etiquette of flushing.

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Level 2: Intermediate Urination

Master the art of advanced bladderspace techniques, including the use of toilet paper, the importance of aim, and the dangers of splashback.

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Level 3: Advanced Urination

Join the select few who have reached the pinnacle of bladderspace mastery, including the art of no-flush and the secret to achieving a zero-waste society.

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Don't get stuck in a time loop of boredom, explore the infinite possibilities of bladderspace today!

Or, you know, just go home and use the bathroom like a normal person...