Dimensional toilet paper, also known as "The Roll That Defies Reality," has been a staple in interdimensional bathrooms since the early 30th century.
Legend has it that the first roll was created by the enigmatic and reclusive scientist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, as a way to combat the infinite toilet paper paradox.
The paradox, which occurs when a toilet paper roll is simultaneously rolled and unrolled, was plaguing the multiverse, causing countless dimensions to experience paper jams and, subsequently, interdimensional toilet paper scarcity.
Dr. Bottomsworth's solution involved infusing the toilet paper with dimensional energies, allowing it to exist in multiple states at once, thus solving the paradox and bringing balance to the multiverse.
You can learn more about Dr. Bottomsworth's life and work by visiting our Paradox Explained page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out the Toilet Paper Of The Future page, where we dive into the latest advancements in dimensional toilet paper technology.
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