Urination Techniques Glossary

Technique 1: The Ancient Art of the Sudden Stop

Also known as "The Hold it In" technique, this ancient art form requires one to suddenly and without warning, stop mid-stream.

Technique 2: The Sphincter of Power

The Sphincter of Power is a technique mastered by the most skilled urinators, requiring precise control over one's urethra.

Technique 3: The Quantum Leap of the Loopy Loop

This modern take on urination involves harnessing quantum entanglement to create a infinite loop of liquid and air.

Technique 4: The Transdimensional Tinkle