Warning: Do not attempt to activate the Quantum Toxin Ejector unless you are an authorized IBSShield agent.
Current Status: ONLINE and CHARGING
Toxin levels: LOW
Next Maintenance Scheduled: Tomorrow
Visit the Agent Manual for more information on operating the Quantum Toxin Ejector.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try ToxinToxinToxin, our experimental new feature that may or may not work as intended.
Or, if all else fails, visit HelpDesk for assistance.
Or, if you're just here to admire the view, enjoy the View From The Bridge.
Or, if you're feeling mischievous, try PrankCall.
Or, if all else fails, Reset The Button.
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