Dimension 1: Pre-Bladder Protocol
Pre-Bladder Checklist:
- Ensure bladder full of pure, unadulterated joy
- Engage in 3 minutes of intense, interdimensional dancing
- Consume 1 liter of pure, crystallized sugar water
- Don proceed to Dimension 2: Bladder Priming
Remember, traveler, the key to successful interdimensional urination lies in the preparation!
Important Safety Notes:
Warning: Prolonged exposure to Dimension 1 may cause:
- Excessive happiness
- Spontaneous combustion of socks
- Irreversible damage to reality
Continue at your own risk