Dimension 1: Pre-Bladder Protocol

Pre-Bladder Checklist:

• Ensure bladder full of pure, unadulterated joy
• Engage in 3 minutes of intense, interdimensional dancing
• Consume 1 liter of pure, crystallized sugar water
• Don proceed to Dimension 2: Bladder Priming

Remember, traveler, the key to successful interdimensional urination lies in the preparation!

Important Safety Notes:

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Dimension 1 may cause:

• Excessive happiness
• Spontaneous combustion of socks
• Irreversible damage to reality