Q: What is the best way to prepare for a dimensional portal?
A: First, make sure to wear your best "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt. Then, drink at least 3 gallons of coffee. Finally, pray to the great portal gods.
Q: Can I use my Dimensional Displacement Discombobulator to navigate the portal?
A: No, that's just a fancy toaster. Use the official Preparation Cafe Portal Pencil instead. It's a real thing, I swear.
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Q: Will I experience any side effects from urinating in Dimension 3?
A: Only the usual side effects: temporary loss of sanity, irreversible dimensional tears, and a faint sense of dread that will haunt you for eternity.