Disclaimer: Do Not Try This at Home (Or Else...)

By accessing this site, you agree to not try any of the following things:

• Transcendental dimensional transmogrification
• Unconventional portal gun modifications
• Unlicensed interdimensional travel
• Nonsensical reality distortions
• Numerical paradoxes
• Unsanctioned time travel experiments
• Self-sustaining feedback loops
• Misuse of chrono-displaced matter
• Unconventional dimensional anchors
• Self-contradictory logic puzzles
• Negatively-oriented quantum fluctuations
• Disregard for local space-time coordinates

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