| 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: "The Meeting that Never Ends" |
| 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "Infinite Loop Meeting of Meetings" |
| 1:30 PM - 3:00 PM: "The Meeting that's Actually a Conference Call with Yourself" |
| 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: "The Meeting that's Just an Excuse to Take a Nap" |
Remember, every meeting is a success, regardless of its actual outcome.
Or so they keep telling me.