Our team of experts has designed a glider powered by a pair of inflatable shoes. Because, why not?

With a top speed of 37 miles per hour, it's the slowest and most likely to get lost in a field glider ever conceived.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our specs and features:

Want to see some actual footage? Click on our Video-Proof-of-Concept page for some cringe-worthy footage.