Procrastination Tactics: Challenge 4

Defeat the Sisyphean Deadline by Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Today's challenge: Create an intricate, hand-crafted, artisanal excuse for not meeting the deadline. Bonus points if you include a detailed, 10-page flowchart.

Remember, the key to success lies in the subtlety of your deceit, the complexity of your rationalization, and the thoroughness of your procrastination.

Challenge 5: Write a 10-page screenplay in 10 minutes