As a seasoned expert in the field, I'm here to teach you the art of daydreaming as a viable alternative to productivity.
Step 1: Find a comfortable position, preferably on a couch or in a hammock.
Step 2: Train your mind to wander.
Discover the various techniques of daydreaming.
Remember, the key to success is not in the destination, but in the creative journey of getting there.
Or, you know, just do the dishes.
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