Join the exclusive club of individuals who've mastered the art of doing nothing.
Meet Jane, who spent 5 years perfecting the art of making a perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
Or, learn from Bob, who has been training for 10 years to break the world record for longest staring contest.
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And, if you're feeling extra motivated, check out Success Stories of the Unsuccessful for a dose of humility.