Are you tired of beating levels and completing quests too quickly? Do you yearn for the sweet taste of digital stagnation? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to Procrastination Tactics for Video Games is here to help.
Master the art of doing anything but the task at hand with our expert advice on:
- Tabbing the game over and over again
- Minimizing the game window to see the cat
- Getting lost in the inventory menu
- Leveling up your social media followers while you "play" the game
And more! But don't worry, we won't judge you for spending hours in the options menu.