Kierke-Despair-O-Matic: Settings

This is the desolate landscape of settings for the Despair-O-Matic, where existential dread meets technological despair.

Despair-o-Matic Settings

• Despair Level : 0-100, where 0 is "Mildly Anxious" and 100 is "Full-Fledged Existential Crisis
• Notification Settings : Choose how often you want to be notified of the futility of existence.
• Apocalypse Settings : Select the apocalypse scenario that best suits your tastes.

By altering these settings, you acknowledge that you are prepared to face the crushing ennui that awaits you.

Hyperlinks to other settings:

• Self-Help Settings : Because who needs actual help when you can just wallow in self-pity?
• Philosophical Settings : Explore the meaninglessness of life, one setting at a time.