Q: Why be concerned with the meaninglessness of existence?
A: Because, quite frankly, it's a real drag. But also a great excuse to drink absinthe.
Q: What's the deal with all the angst?
A: It's a Søren Kierkegaard special. Just another Tuesday.
Q: How do you deal with the crushing despair?
A: Well, you could try the usual: existential dread, nihilistic tendencies, a good dose of Danish angst... or just take a nap.