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License Agreement for Interdimensional Space-Time Travelers
License Agreement for Interdimensional Space-Time Travelers
By signing this license, you agree to the following:
- You will not use the space-time vortex for personal gain, such as to get to work on time.
- You will not attempt to alter the fabric of space-time in any way that may cause paradoxes or disrupt the natural flow of reality.
- You will not travel through the vortex while under the influence of excessive caffeine, as this may cause unpredictable behavior.
- You will not travel through the vortex while carrying anything that may cause a temporal rift, such as a time-traveling toaster.
By accepting this license, you acknowledge that you have read and understand these terms.
Accept:
OR
Read the Interdimensional Safety Guidelines before proceeding.
Remember, vortex travel can be hazardous to your health!