LOCAL LAD SAYS
"I once knew a guy, he was a real character, always spouting off about the meaning of life, the universe, and prophets. He'd talk for hours on end, and I'd just sit there, nodding, pretending to care. But deep down, I was just waiting for the perfect moment to say, 'Local Lad, you're not even in the same zip code as the rest of us, pal.'
But then I realized, it's not about where you live, it's about where you're at in the moment. Like, have you ever been to that new ramen place downtown? It's a real game-changer, man.
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