MEAT: Committee Press Conference

Today, the MEAT Committee gathered to address the pressing issue of the missing Meatnuggets.

Chairman, Mr. Johnson, was on hand to provide insight into the crisis.

"We are working tirelessly to locate the Meatnuggets," said Mr. Johnson, "but we require the public's assistance in this matter."

When asked for further clarification, Mr. Johnson replied, "We will be releasing a statement shortly. Please, for the love of all things Meat, keep an eye on the MEATnet for updates."

As the conference came to a close, the MEAT Committee was left with more questions than answers.

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