The MEAT Committee: Decisions of the Year 2022

We, the MEAT Committee, have gathered to bring you the most important decisions of the year 2022. Our panel of experts (okay, our intern's mom) has reviewed the most pressing topics and rendered their verdicts.

Decision 1: The Great Taco Debate

After months of deliberation, we have decided that tacos are, in fact, a food group unto their own. This decision was unanimous, with only 2 members abstaining (who were secretly in the pocket of the SUSHI lobby).

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Decision 2: The Pajama Pants Initiative

Due to the overwhelming success of our previous decision, we have decided to expand our reach into the world of loungewear. Pajama pants are, in fact, a viable alternative to regular pants. This decision was 3-1, with one member dissenting on the grounds that they were "too comfy."

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Decision 3: The Fjordification of the Kitchen

Our experts have determined that all kitchens must, by law, include at least one Norwegian-themed item, preferably a fjord-shaped toaster or a Viking helmet for the chef. This decision was 4-0, with one member requesting clarification on the difference between a fjord and a lake.

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