Meatball Nail Art: The Unhinged Guide

Welcome to the most unrefined guide to the world of Meatball Nail Art, where the boundaries between art and chaos are blurred.

Here's a brief history: it started with a meatball, a few nail polish tubes, and an existential crisis.

Step 1: Gather your materials

• Meatballs - the stars of the show
• Nail Polish - for when you want to get messy
• Other Stuff - like glue and regret

Now, get ready to unleash the anarchy!

Step 2: Design your masterpiece

Unleash your creativity (or not) with our Abstract, Bright and Bold, or Tragic designs.

Abstract: for when you're feeling too lazy

Just smear some polish on your nails and call it a day.

Bright and Bold: for when you're feeling fancy

Use some actual technique, but still, you know, not too much.

Tragic: for when you're feeling dramatic

Just break a few things, and cry a little.

Step 3: Show off your work

Post your finished creations on The Forum and bask in the glory of your questionable life choices.