Meet the Team
Bert the Bumbling
Our fearless leader, who thinks he's a visionary but can't even boil water.
Learn more about Bert's questionable leadershipLola the Loon
Lola's our resident genius, who thinks she's a mad scientist but mostly just makes things explode.
Read about Lola's latest (failed) experimentsNed the Naive
Ned's our resident optimist, who thinks everything will magically get fixed if we just 'believe hard enough'.
Discover how Ned's positivity is secretly a coping mechanism for his own crippling fear of responsibility