John "The Bungling" Bunglesworth
Chief Incompetent
John is our leader and the reason we have a "team". He's been in charge since 2019, and has managed to turn what was once a successful business into a never-ending catastrophe.
Jane "The Forgetful" Forgettingston
Deputy Incompetent
Jane is our second-in-command, and is responsible for forgetting everything that's happening around her. Her superpower is being able to recall her lunch menu from last Tuesday.
Bob "The Breakable" Breakableton
Head of IT
Bob is our IT guy, and is only good at one thing: breaking things. He's managed to crash the server 5 times in the past week alone.
Carol "The Confusible" Confusibleton
Head of HR
Carol is our HR expert, and is able to confuse even the most straightforward questions into existential crises. She's been known to make employees question their life choices.
Want to see our team's accomplishments? Blunders
Want to see our team's excuses? Excuses